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Insane clown college.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"That'll be five bucks."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"It's true: no more burpees."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Stairlift around cliff face.

The First Fire Stick

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Divine Desk Bins

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"He looks just like your husband."

Standard & Poor

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

Yakety-Yak