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Insane clown college.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"That'll be five bucks."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"It's true: no more burpees."

The First Fire Stick

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Stairlift around cliff face.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Divine Desk Bins

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Standard & Poor

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"He looks just like your husband."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

A baby using a heavy duty drill