Comedian Enthusiasts Gifts

"What does the BC mean in 800 BC?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"His first out-of-body experience."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Dog Walking Services

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Skiing.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Intelligent people laugh too!

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."