Comedy Aficionados Gifts

'O.K. people, it's time to test our work...'

Annual fear of failure marathon.

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

"Well, how convenient."

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'I know its natural and all but seriously...Get a Barn!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'She went on the pill.'

"One more crack like that and you'll end up with a white eye."

'Tonight's guest is Sid Granger, who s going to talk about a recent trip Down Under...'

'Look, I said I was sorry five years ago. Quit dredging up the past.'

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the missing cocaine

'Husband home more - please help.'

"My toy factory...it's completely imaginary."

Slipping Insurance $5.

"He's selling life insurance."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Pigeon Master

'What would you do if you had all the money in the world?' 'Hire a LOT of bodyguards.'

'I don't care how hot it is today! -- I don't want you running around without your leaf on!'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"In preparation for landing. Please turn off your phones, raise your tray tables, turn your pockets inside out and lift your feet 3 inches off the ground."

'Why did your wife hit you with a piano stool?' 'She couldn't lift the piano!'

Venetian without the knowledge

'Frankly, William, I am tired of dating the sensitive, needy types.'

'Cool! Tallscreen!'

'Worms...Who has the time?'

Amish Idol.

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