Comedy Aficionados Pillows

'O.K. people, it's time to test our work...'

Annual fear of failure marathon.

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

'I don't have a thing to wear!'

"Well, how convenient."

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"What an eyesore - I'd make the damn architect live in 'em."

John Travolta shakes the lulav and etrog,

Department of Knock, Knock Jokes: 'Ring bell for service.'

'I know its natural and all but seriously...Get a Barn!'

'She went on the pill.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"One more crack like that and you'll end up with a white eye."

'Look, I said I was sorry five years ago. Quit dredging up the past.'

'Tonight's guest is Sid Granger, who s going to talk about a recent trip Down Under...'

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

"In preparation for landing. Please turn off your phones, raise your tray tables, turn your pockets inside out and lift your feet 3 inches off the ground."

Road trip! Road trip! What's with Lewis and Clark?

'I don't care how hot it is today! -- I don't want you running around without your leaf on!'

'Cool! Tallscreen!'

'Worms...Who has the time?'

Rich Hall.

Amish Idol.

'Frankly, William, I am tired of dating the sensitive, needy types.'

Lost My Head...

"Wearing a thong out in public...DISCUSTING!"

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the missing cocaine

"You better not be cheating on our Atkins diet buster!"

"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"

"Whose celver idea was it to fly over that damned paintballing centre?"