Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

"Is the homework fresh?"

"Now that the holidays are over we'd like you to get back to crunching numbers."

"Meow."

'You have just one more wish. Are you sure you want another belly-rub?'

How to put a cat in cat in a box

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

"He's a working dog, but I don't know what he does."

'All right, who left this ring in the bath?'

Bob loved the outdoors. Wound up with quite a collection.

The first history class.

"Let me guess -- first child?"

New I.R.S. Guidelines

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

Replacement Nose of Zelensky

"No, the other one."

"My first impression is that the victim was probably a lousy referee."

Car Boot Sale: All Goods Locally Sourced.

"Your father and I wish you would choose a career that's a little more practical and a little less disturbing."

Bonnie & Clydesdale

"It was an accident."

'Truth and enlightenment are on another peak. I do medicare explainations.'

'The Doctor will see you now. Here's your medical jargon dictionary.'

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

'BOy! Talk about organ rejection!'

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

'Sure, it's a great invention, but does it comply with all government guidelines?'

'That's the skip-forward button. Great for jumping to conclusions.'

'I am Thor!' 'Here, take thum athpirin.'

'In my opinion your blurred vision is caused by the axe in your head. But you may want a second opinion.'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

"Those who do not learn from the future are destined to make mistakes in it."

'So we're agreed then there's no need to change our equal opportunities employment policies.'

Pavlov's dog - Pavlov.