Comedian Enthusiasts Mugs

"What does the BC mean in 800 BC?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"His first out-of-body experience."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Skiing.

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Dog Walking Services

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."