Comedy Show Aficionados Mugs

When I was a teenager, "Saturday Night live" had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Dog Walking Services

Skiing.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Intelligent people laugh too!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Horror movies

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"That'll be five bucks."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."