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'Rush Limbaugh said not to donate to Haiti using the White House link.... So is he guilty of a 'Haiti' crime?'

While you are waiting here are a few jokes to keep you smiling......

"It was DIY that broke up a relationship. I wanted to have sex on my own are you want to do it with me."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Zombie standup

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

The Rooster Comedian.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Stand-up Romcom

"That'll be five bucks."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

The First Fire Stick

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Divine Desk Bins

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet