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The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Zombie standup

"His first out-of-body experience."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Skiing.

Dog Walking Services

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Intelligent people laugh too!

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

The Rooster Comedian.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Stand-up Romcom

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"