Madcap Misadventure Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Never mind how did I get up here. Run and get your father.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

A skip full of fools.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

'First time skiing?'

Children playing in a library

I told you I lost it in the sun.

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

Not a happy camper.

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

Gilligan's Elevator.

Acme Crazy Straws

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"What have you done with her this time?"

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

A hunter shoots what he thinks is a bird, but turns out to be a big 'm'.

'They looked like mountains in the travel brochure!'

'Nice catch, idiot!'