Social Misadventure Enthusiast Pillows

Social Agonies.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

'First time skiing?'

Bad Hare Day

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

Children playing in a library

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

"What have you done with her this time?"

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'Nice catch, idiot!'

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

'It was a little muffled, but it sounded like, ‘Back off, moron, she's taken.'

"What would your super-power be?"

"This drink? It's called loneliness. Care to join me?"

A hunter shoots what he thinks is a bird, but turns out to be a big 'm'.

'Never mind how did I get up here. Run and get your father.'

'first it was bankruptcy,then I totaled my four-wheeler,then my marriage.Now the magic has gone out of casting.'

"I used to look forward to summer vacation. Thanks to coronavirus, I look forward to going back to school."