Social Adventurers Pillows

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

Club Antisocial

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Romance on the Yacht

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

Facebook/Meta

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

Virtual Lap Dancing

Social Networks

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

Surfin' Ahab.

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."