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Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.