Adventurous Netizens Pillows

'Hi! We're Jehovah's witnesses and we'd like to talk to you about God.'

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

Pop up begger.

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Fight or flight?"

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Stonehenge Books

Headless Horserider uses a computer

The Peas? I'm Just Scrolling Through Them

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'