Adventurous Netizens Gifts

'Hi! We're Jehovah's witnesses and we'd like to talk to you about God.'

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"Fight or flight?"

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

Pop up begger.

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

Stonehenge Books

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

Headless Horserider uses a computer

The Peas? I'm Just Scrolling Through Them

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

I told you not to touch its belly.