Adventurous Web Surfers Gifts

Whenever I'm feeling lonely, I just turn off my ad blocker.

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

Internet.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

Hot Towel Web Service

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

Pop up begger.

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Life Extension Journal.

Yeah, I do the same thing – sniff their posts but never contribute. Dog lurkers.

I told you not to touch its belly.