Social Networking Adventurer Gifts

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Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

WiFi Signals

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'