Network Adventurer Gifts

Cuba and Mobile Phones

Transylvanian backpackers.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Obsession with the Internet.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

WiFi Signals

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Fishermen

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Man doing a search on a computer

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

i-teddy

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Meet the new factory manager.

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."