Connected Adventurer Gifts

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

BEACH (Wi-Fi zone).

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

WiFi Signals

Obsession with the Internet.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Man doing a search on a computer

Second lifeReal life.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Who can we call?"

Technological Dependence.

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

i-teddy

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Bankside

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'