Links Adventurer Gifts

"It appears the God complex doesn't carry over to the golf links."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"I'm after the history section."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Universe of reading

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

Tee for Two!

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Travellers

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Zero gravity and subzero gravity explained.

Golf Score Reducer

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Social Networks

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

Back to School

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'