Links Adventurer Pillows

"It appears the God complex doesn't carry over to the golf links."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"I'm after the history section."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Universe of reading

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

Travellers

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

Tee for Two!

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Golf Score Reducer

Social Networks

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Back to School

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'