Links Legend Pillows

Golf Score Reducer

'This is one tough golf hole!'

"I think you should use the wedge, like you're playing from the rough."

Paul Lawrie

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Bigfoot"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Myths and legends...

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Scotsman in the bath...

Pandora's Change Purse...

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Saint Patrick

Loch Ness Monster

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Tee for Two!

Knight