Linkedin Legend Pillows

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"In economics, I got an IOU."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Myths and legends...

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Hanging off every word...

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Pandora's Change Purse...

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Scotsman in the bath...

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Team Leader