Linkedin Legend Pillows

"Ignoring LinkedIn requests is the new 'get lost'."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Bigfoot"

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Myths and legends...

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Hanging off every word...

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Scotsman in the bath...

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Pandora's Change Purse...

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'