Linkedin Enthusiast Pillows

"Be honest, do you think it's my profile pic holding me back?"

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Super Student

Hanging off every word...

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'Well, that's fixed that.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

'How do I get people to visit my...'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"Reports now confirm that Abraham Lincoln has stopped turning over in his grave and is angrily burrowing his way to the White House."

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

"There appears to be some discrepancies between your C.V. and your Wikipedia entry."

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Internet Name Tags.

"The great resignation is being fueled by the desire to brag about quitting one's job on LinkedIn."

"So you can do your homework. That's why you have to learn to read and write."

"And do you also promise to be LinkedIn for life, facebook friends forever and to stay off Tinder till you're burnt to a cinder?"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"