Linkedin Enthusiast Gifts

"Be honest, do you think it's my profile pic holding me back?"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Super Student

Hanging off every word...

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"Reports now confirm that Abraham Lincoln has stopped turning over in his grave and is angrily burrowing his way to the White House."

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"There appears to be some discrepancies between your C.V. and your Wikipedia entry."

Internet Name Tags.

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"The great resignation is being fueled by the desire to brag about quitting one's job on LinkedIn."

"So you can do your homework. That's why you have to learn to read and write."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

Internet Addict Anonymous