Linkedin Lovers Gifts

"The great resignation is being fueled by the desire to brag about quitting one's job on LinkedIn."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

Online Dating for Dummies

Tee for Two!

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

"There appears to be some discrepancies between your C.V. and your Wikipedia entry."

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

'A PhD in baton passing goes to...'

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

"Hello? is it me you're looking for?"

"Why do I deserve a raise? Haven't you seen my Wikipedia entry?"

'World Popularity of Golf'

'Gramps, I'm studying ' Life of Abe Lincoln,' but I need help from someone who was actually there.'

"Ignoring LinkedIn requests is the new 'get lost'."

"Be honest, do you think it's my profile pic holding me back?"

'It works on so many levels, Og!'

"We're quietly happy."

"Here's one - what gets shorter after a pandemic but stays just as long?"

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

"My facebook friends like me, my yelp reviews, are favorable, my linked-in links endorse me...and you want my college and work resume?"

Cyber Sex

"They're for water hazard holes."

"We give up. What is your log-on password?"