Linkedin Lovers Prints

"The great resignation is being fueled by the desire to brag about quitting one's job on LinkedIn."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Tee for Two!

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

Online Dating for Dummies

"There appears to be some discrepancies between your C.V. and your Wikipedia entry."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

'A PhD in baton passing goes to...'

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

"Hello? is it me you're looking for?"

"Be honest, do you think it's my profile pic holding me back?"

'It works on so many levels, Og!'

'Gramps, I'm studying ' Life of Abe Lincoln,' but I need help from someone who was actually there.'

'World Popularity of Golf'

"We're quietly happy."

"They're for water hazard holes."

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

"We give up. What is your log-on password?"

Cyber Sex

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