Link Lovers Gifts

'Use the four wood!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

Tee for Two!

Bucket List

Kissing on the golf course

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Golf Score Reducer

"The great resignation is being fueled by the desire to brag about quitting one's job on LinkedIn."

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

Golfers lost on the road

"There appears to be some discrepancies between your C.V. and your Wikipedia entry."

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

2020

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

'I spend the winter in Sarasota now, since I sold my entire list to telemarketers.'

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"