Lovers Of The Links Gifts

Kissing on the golf course

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Tee for Two!

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Golf Score Reducer

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Golfers lost on the road

Canute Does It Again

Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

'I stole it from the library.'

Books versus TV.

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

"You must be the new barmaid."

Hand emerges from King Arthur's xmas pudding with a coin.

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

Golfer couple just married

The Inevitable Let Down After The Capture Of The Lock Ness Monster

"Did you like that mystery book?"

Wrong shelf.

"Mind if we play through?"

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

Koko's little list

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'