Lovers Of The Links T-Shirts

Kissing on the golf course

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Tee for Two!

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Golf Score Reducer

Canute Does It Again

Golfers lost on the road

Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

'I stole it from the library.'

Books versus TV.

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

Hand emerges from King Arthur's xmas pudding with a coin.

"You must be the new barmaid."

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

"Did you like that mystery book?"

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

Koko's little list

Wrong shelf.

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

"Mind if we play through?"

The Inevitable Let Down After The Capture Of The Lock Ness Monster