Lover Of The Links Pillows

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

'Pssst! Wanna buy a golf secret?'

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Bring out yer books!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Bed Spread"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Two Generations of Readers

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Wordplay: Export.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Charles Addams.

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

'Ask your computer.'

Library

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'