Lost Link Lover Pillows

Golfers lost on the road

Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Horn of Leftovers

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Pearly King and Queen

Mr Metrosexual.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

"I miss the Augean stables."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Bigfoot tracks...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Scotsman in the bath...

'I don't have enough money for a tip, but feel free to eat the leftovers!'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail