Unholy Links Lover Pillows

'Um... no. I don't think so.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"You've reached Randy, the dating doctor. What ails you?"

Tee for Two!

Kissing on the golf course

Golf Score Reducer

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

Golfers lost on the road

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

"Take a parable."

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

Mad Margaret

Pirate King

Golfer couple just married

Private Willis

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

Mikado

Human empathy

'Joy, do me a favor. . . call my pager number. . . I wanna make sure it works. Wait 'til I go into the living room.'

'World Popularity of Golf'

Adan and Eve.

"Mom, Dad, this is Eddie, my heart's shaman!"

"Sorry, but my WiFi is down."

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

Smoking in the Paradise.

"They're for water hazard holes."