Unholy Links Lover Pillows

'Um... no. I don't think so.'

Shepherd and eurydice

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"You've reached Randy, the dating doctor. What ails you?"

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Tee for Two!

Kissing on the golf course

Golf Score Reducer

Golfers lost on the road

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"Take a parable."

"Hmm....who's this tall drink of water?"

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

Private Willis

Mad Margaret

Golfer couple just married

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

Mikado

Pirate King

Priest gets coffee from a Rev. Coffee Machine

Human empathy

'Joy, do me a favor. . . call my pager number. . . I wanna make sure it works. Wait 'til I go into the living room.'

Adan and Eve.

'World Popularity of Golf'

"Mom, Dad, this is Eddie, my heart's shaman!"

Paul Lawrie

"Sorry, but my WiFi is down."

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

"They're for water hazard holes."