Links Lover Pillows

'I like to do business on the golf course Smithers - you're fired.'

"Four!"

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

He lived and died for golf.

Hey, do you mind if I play through?

Saturation: GOLF...next 27 exits.

'World Popularity of Golf'

"They're for water hazard holes."

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

A boy with a camera

The Dandy

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

Bucket List

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Tee for Two!

Kissing on the golf course

Golf Score Reducer

Happy Valentine!