Links Lover Pillows

Colin Montgomerie.

'I like to do business on the golf course Smithers - you're fired.'

"Four!"

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

David Duval

He lived and died for golf.

Hey, do you mind if I play through?

Saturation: GOLF...next 27 exits.

'World Popularity of Golf'

"They're for water hazard holes."

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

The Dandy

A boy with a camera

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Bucket List

Tee for Two!

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"