Lost Pet Lovers Pillows

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Polly txt speak

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Life is for the birds.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Cow Pinatas

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"He was a very good boy."

Horror movies

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Man's best friends."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Desert Island BBQ