Odd Pet Lover Pillows

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"He was a sea rescue."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"Lap fish..."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Storage Unit of Love

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Fish in Water Cooler.

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

When Pugs dream.

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

"She's a weiner cat."

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'