Fantasy Pet Lover Pillows

When Pugs dream.

'He's a mixed breed.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

'Click it or ticket.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

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'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Cat Dreams.

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

'If we build it, they will come.'

"Does he byte?"

Self-walking dog

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

'Alsatian? Silly me,I thought you said AUSTRALIAN!'

'It's a good owl dog.'

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'