Fantasy Pet Lover Mugs

When Pugs dream.

'He's a mixed breed.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'Click it or ticket.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

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"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

Cat Dreams.

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Does he byte?"

'If we build it, they will come.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

Self-walking dog

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

'It's a good owl dog.'