Imaginative Pet Lover Pillows

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Roget's Pet

Cat king.

Artists Cats

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"He ran out of pee."

Al's Teachers' Pets.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"One more question. Would you mind if corporate implanted a chip between your shoulder blades?"

When Pugs dream.

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

Dreaming pets.

"I believe we've entered the dark underbelly of pet ownership."

"In my family we're forbidden from mentioning my uncle...he made his money with cat food stocks!"

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

Self-walking dog

"Too goth?"

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

Dinosaur dig 'Pet cemetery'

'The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?'