Fantasy Pet Enthusiast Pillows

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"He's my little fur baby is what he is."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Epic Battles

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Cat king.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

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"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

Cat Dreams.

When Pugs dream.

The Catkins Diet

"Does he byte?"

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

When sleeping dogs are left to lie.

Dreaming pets.

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

'It's a good owl dog.'

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

"Mom, it's horrible! Eddie really is a cat person!"

A cat taunts fish with a remote control.

'He's almost human.'

'When you said you took your pet for a walk each morning I thought you meant a DOG.'

'Oh, for heaven's sake! We had him declawed, but he's still destroying furniture as much as ever!'

'As you know, the deceased was fond of animals, not people.'

Dog says of toy dog: 'He's really just a nodding acquaintance.'