Lost Pet Lovers Mugs

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Life is for the birds.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Horror movies

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"He was a very good boy."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"First date hairball... awkward."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Works every time.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Desert Island BBQ

"Man's best friends."