Missing Pets Mugs

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Barks in code.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Very Difficult Conversations

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"Now how did she know?"

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

Dog Statue

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Wanted dog! reward!

Cookie Thief

Bio-obsolescence