Missing Pets T-Shirts

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Barks in code.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Very Difficult Conversations

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"Now how did she know?"

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

Bio-obsolescence

Cookie Thief

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Dog Statue

Wanted dog! reward!