Missing Pet T-Shirts

'My pet turtle is missing, Mr. Ferguson -- would you keep an eye out for him?'

"Pick me!"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Barks in code.

"He was a very good boy."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Very Difficult Conversations

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'He loved that dog.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Halo Frisbee.

Blues artis's daily list

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"Now how did she know?"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

"Curiosity."