Extinct Animals Mugs

Bio-obsolescence

Dodos emerge from alien space craft

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

'It looks like our time is up.'

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

'Careful, he bites.'

Snake Charmer

Mammoth

Mum, remember you said I could have a pet...

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

Common Dodo!

Quill ?

"Tomorrow - it's always tomorrow with you. I tell you, I'm getting pretty fed-up with your mood-swings. . ."

Dodo with rubber ring

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

'I smell anal glands!'

'We took some DNA from a woolly mammoth hair, and all we got from it was some more woolly mammoth hair.'

"No, you can't have a new pet. You let your last one go extinct."

"Good news, the Dodo King has heeded the advice that flying is dangerous and decreed that the key to our long term survival is to become flightless..."