Extinct Animals Gifts

Bio-obsolescence

Dodos emerge from alien space craft

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

'It looks like our time is up.'

Snake Charmer

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

Mammoth

'Careful, he bites.'

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

Mum, remember you said I could have a pet...

Common Dodo!

'We took some DNA from a woolly mammoth hair, and all we got from it was some more woolly mammoth hair.'

Quill ?

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

'I smell anal glands!'

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

"Tomorrow - it's always tomorrow with you. I tell you, I'm getting pretty fed-up with your mood-swings. . ."

Dodo with rubber ring

Eskimo turtle

"Good news, the Dodo King has heeded the advice that flying is dangerous and decreed that the key to our long term survival is to become flightless..."