Extinct Creature Aficionado Mugs

Dinosaur in Office

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Admit it, we're lost."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Casting in the swamp.

Centaur falls in love.

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

A Kangermoo

"Something nocturnal."

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

For services to Tourism. . .

The Centaur of Attention.

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"We got your bloodwork back, it doesn't appear to be yours."

'Oh, and by the way. Did I mention that I'm garlic intolerant?'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

Man takes mermaid to vet.

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

How Platypuses Are Born

Mammoth

"We've got to fit a brace."

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'