Extinct Creature Explorer Mugs

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Chiller Theatre

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Needs to get a life"

65 Million Years Ago

"I shop, therefore I am."

Astral Projection

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"