Lost And Found Lover Pillows

You were here, now you are lost.

Desert Island: 'You've got mail.'

'It looks like our data.'

Desert Island Rake

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Mr Metrosexual.

Pearly King and Queen

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Media Darling.

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

Queen.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Bureau of Missing Persons

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'You should all be wearing helmets'

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

Golfers lost on the road

Magestically Marble Hill

Sketches by Boz - The Cab-Driver

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'