Lost And Found Lover Pillows

You were here, now you are lost.

Desert Island: 'You've got mail.'

'It looks like our data.'

Lost Glove: couple walk by a railing on which sits a six-fingered glove.

Desert Island Rake

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Wifi in Hell

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Pearly King and Queen

Mr Metrosexual.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Queen.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Bureau of Missing Persons

Media Darling.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

Magestically Marble Hill

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

Golfers lost on the road

Sketches by Boz - The Cab-Driver

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."